Monday, February 26, 2018

Black Mass of the Nazi Sex Wizard (2015)

I've covered Lucifer Valentine's other movies in the past and, considering that this one is no different than any of them, I'm going to keep this very brief.

Puke-loving hack 'edgelord', Valentine, pays more junkie whores to call him "master" and degrade themselves on camera in hotel rooms. Amidst the rapid editing and meaningless, distorted voice-overs (a common trait of his shit) are two-and-a-half minutes of disclaimers that kick things off - slowly read by one of his crackwhore 'subjects'. Then we get into chicks deep-throating dildos, puking in bathroom sinks, toilets and bathtubs. There's random clips of old, public domain Christmas cartoons, a cat on the sidewalk, girls cutting themselves, more puke, piss drinking and eyeball gouging/cranial mutilation.

Honestly, the gore effects started out okay, but the no-talent fucko, Valentine, goes and shows it way too long in close-ups to the point where it starts looking incredibly fake. As far as the rest, it's just another one of his "vomit gore" movies. Boring, completely UN-shocking and self-indulgent.

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