Sunday, January 6, 2013

Fertilize the Blaspheming Bombshell (1990, Jeff Hathcock)

 
I don't really know what to say about this one. It's just a fucking boring-as-Hell mess that I guess was going for some kinda Satanic-cult premise. Fuck, "Fertilize the Blaspheming Bombshell" is about as generic as they come...

An engaged young couple, on their way to Vegas, fall into the clutches of a gang of hooded Satanists while getting lost in the desert. The woman's sister finds out where they might've been and drives down to investigate. While on their trail, she meets up with a somewhat helpful pump-jockey/love interest and a barely helpful small town sheriff who she's trying to convince of devil-worshippers inhabiting an uncharted town somewhere in the desert. She has a fairly sexy shower scene and gets into a drawn out car-on-dune buggy chase with some Satanists. Then, the movie eventually ends abruptly...

This is a seriously forgettable movie. There's really not that much else to say. They waste a lot of time with bullshit, then when she's finally face-to-face with the cult leader, she escapes and runs around in her panties for a the rest of the movie as hooded goons chase her. No real "pay off" or anything of interest here. It's just a total poorly-acted, bloodless snooze-fest.

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