Schoolgirl Report: Volume 1 (1970)

"Schoolgirl Report" was a German 'pseudo'-documentary 'sexploit' series that, I guess, was meant to 'blow the lid off' the sexual exploits of the average teenage girl of the '70s that ever-so terrified the repressed, out-of-touch parent of the time. Upon watching "volume one" of this saga, I must say that it's pretty much a bore.

After a high school girl is caught fucking the bus driver during a field trip to a power plant, a PTA meeting is held to determine whether or not she should be expelled so as not to 'corrupt' the other students. A teenage sex shrink attempts to reverse the concerned parents' and staffs' sex-hating call for action by describing for them a series of 'cases' he's encountered having to do with teenage promiscuity. You have a 17-year old girl giving a 'dirty' church confession, some bratty bitches boned by an authoritarian pool boy and others...

This introduction to the "Schoolgirl Report" series is incredibly slow, monotonous and ultimately very TAME. Yeah, there's nudity and sex, but it's all very light, 'soft-core' and dull. The stories also get repetitive and tend to go nowhere much of the time. Down the road, I may try out a few more entries in the "Schoolgirl Report" series, but for now I'm left quite unimpressed.