A high school reunion of slasher cliches is held at a mansion where a killer in a graduation gown and paper-mache mask starts killing them off, one-by-one. The way in which they're offed is based on their year book, "Most Likely To..." captions...
You know you're in for a real horror 'treat' when you got Jake Busey AND Perez Hilton as your 'stars'. That's right, impeccable casting. Busey, in particular, serves absolutely no purpose but to completely fuck up a scene where the hottest chick in the movie is changing into a bikini in which they keep cutting away to his huge-toothed mug as he's peeping in on her! The kill scenes/gore is mostly lame - aside from someone getting their throat cut and head ripped off which was alright. At the end of the day, "Most Likely to Die" dishes up the same tired, formulaic slasher shit. It's worth laughing at for the choices in casting, but other than that, it's just... there.
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