A van full of porn stars are lost on some rural back road (not in Texas...). They flag down some greasy-headed punker whom they offer a ride in exchange for some directions. He immediately pulls out a knife and stabs two of them to death while the rest run off in a panic. One of the girls is snatched up by this movie's Leatherface equivalent while the two others encounter other members of the deranged, perverted family. Everyone fucks, some are killed. Pretty much everyone gets their big scene...
Like most of these porn parodies, it runs a bit too long, but I gotta give this one a pass for actually delivering on the offensive sleaziness that many flicks like this tend to cop out on. We got heavy incest themes and a big, generator-powered vibrator that is used to pulverize a woman's insides. Still, the majority of the films content is of a basic 'erotic' nature. That's all fine, I just would have liked to have seen a little more violence thrown into the mix, including more vibrator massacres. In all, "The Texas Vibrator Massacre" is a much better horror-porn 'homage' than the weakass "Friday the 13th" parody or many others I've seen. It actually has a good amount of horror motifs and some structure to it's smut-laden storyline.
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