So it starts with Screech talking to the camera about fuck-knows-what before cutting to him in a bubble bath with his presumed girlfriend. She fumbles with his dick under the suds while they discuss what they're gonna have for dinner (for what had to have been 10+ minutes) and the scene cuts off right before they supposedly have sex. Next, we shift over to the setting in which the rest of this abomination takes place - a hotel room following a bachelorette party. Apparently, these two whores are serious Screech groupies who crave his dorky pud. An ungodly amount of time is spent with Screech rifling through her sex toy gifts before the two pudgy (yet passable) prostitutes start fooling around. The one idiotic bitch attempts to put a condom on Screech's below-average size prick for no less than five minutes, the women sixty-nine a bit, there's some double-sided dong ass play and then it ends with a "dirty sanchez".
First off, Screech admitted in interviews that this shit was staged, using a 'stunt cock' and that he did it merely to cash in on the celebrity sex tape craze initiated by brainless bimbo/uber-slut, Paris Hilton. So this fucking retard fakes a sex tape and releases it himself, completely misunderstanding the voyeuristic appeal of the "genuinely" leaked sex videos. What you have here is a self-absorbed douchebag Jew-faced has-been who made a video of himself simply not shutting the fuck up for 52 minutes. All he does is yell "Duuuuuuude!" and "Yeah! That's what I'm talkin' about!" while watching the two dykes chew carpet. His attempts at humor and witty improv are beyond irritating and so cringe-inducing that it becomes unwatchable VERY early on. "Screeched" has all the porno appeal of one of those childish "Girls Gone Wild" gimmicks that just so happens to star a totally pathetic, directionless former-star fuck up whose resentment towards the industry that spit him out would undoubtedly lead him to bar stabbing in Wisconsin.
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