A group of porn actors are renovating the Crystal Lake Nudist Camp. They have their sex scenes and then are killed off by a big-dicked Jason Voorhees, shooting flesh eating jizz.
Frankly, I think XXX parodies typically suck and in the case of the F13 porno, the 'parody' element is pretty much nonexistent. Now, I realize they have to maintain a certain degree of pornographic integrity and I'm 100% onboard with that. However, if you establish that Jason's mutant donger spews toxic, flesh eating moisture missiles, then at least back it up with some kind of visual payoff. Throw some bloody science class skeletons in there or something. Hell, I don't expect Rick Baker-esque FX, but they literally just show people getting sprayed with killer jizz and that's it.
The fuck scenes were all fairly decent - the best being the first, due to all the ass play and the chick's dirty talk. You got your usual 'heavy-hitters' of the industry, such as Courtney Cummz, Asa Akira, Kagney Linn Karter and Tabitha Stevens pops up for a minute. It's all standard porn sex so those of you with freako kinks shouldn't get excited.
Overall, it's a fine skin-flick, but doesn't work as a porno parody. This kinda thing only really "works" when having known characters fuck each other, i.e "Seinfeld", "The Simpsons", whatever. If anything, they should've had Jason fuck some of 'em with his giant, killer piece. I'd definitely be 'singing a different tune' right now.
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