Monday, October 2, 2017

The Bride of Frank (1996)

"The Bride of Frank" is a fucking hilarious low-budget 'gross out' gem that should appeal to those who are into total low-brow ridiculousness.

Frank is a retarded, elderly former bum who lives in the warehouse of a trucking company. He's lonely and completely tit-obsessed so his kindhearted trucker buddies try to help him meet the buxom broad of his dreams by taking out a personal ad. As it turns out, every woman who answers it seems  either repulsed by Frank or Frank finds them unsuitable so he kills them...

The guy who plays Frank is a pure genius. Every one of his lines (some of which had to be shown through subtitles due to their incomprehensibility) is fucking gold and the rest of the dialog is priceless, over-the-top New Yorker, ball-busting banter. Damned if I didn't love it! You also got a skull-fucking, shitting down a bloody neck stump, dick chomping, a violently cock-hungry tranny, morbidly obese stripteases and child-killing (an oddly DARK opening scene, actually!). For a goofy, intentionally inane SOV flick, "The Bride of Frank"  is solid from beginning to end - never running out of steam or misfiring on any of it's many weird scene, as far as I was concerned. Hell, Frank having phone-sex is, alone, worth checking this flick out.

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