Monday, February 9, 2015

Cold Hard Cash (2007)

"Cold Hard Cash" did absolutely nothing for me. I understand it's a short - close to only 20-minutes - but it really hit me as just a poorly made and boring pseudo-Grindhouse attempt.

Two tattooed dykes steal a suitcase full of money from a crime lord and once they realize it doesn't contain the amount they thought, they fight each other to the death over it...

From the looks of it, they thought having two Suicide Girls fuck each other with a strap-on could carry this virtually plotless short, seeing as how that consists of the bulk of this flick. It's not and other than that, there's nothing going on here. I guess they were trying for some kind of Tarantino-esque, 'badass chick' type of 'gritty' crime film set-up, but it just falls flat, which was surprising, again, considering the short run-time. Ah, well...

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