Wednesday, May 25, 2011

The Flintstones: A XXX Parody (2010, Will Ryder)

Well, "The Flintstones: A XXX Parody" isn't the kind of thing that is a wild stretch of the imagination or something that you really need to see to believe. I mean, how many live-action goddamn Flintstones movies have they released so far? The concept of these cartoon characters being played by actual flesh and blood actors is nothing new. I guess all we had left was to see these characters fucking...

It begins with Fred Flintstone (with emo hair) at work where he falls asleep on his dinosaur and dreams of Wilma and Betty bumping tacos and sixty-nining for a while. Fred comes home and meets Wilma's old school chum - a caveman with full tattoo sleeves. Fred's a bit jealous and expresses this to Barney while preparing to scoop up a huge pile of Dino shit. Barney then tells him of he and Betty's last of night of sex, which we see in a 20 minute sex sequence that ends with Barney dumping his load on her twat before pushing it into her with his remaining chub and saying something about making another Bam-Bam... The possibility of conceiving a child in a porno doesn't quite sit well with me, but I'll give it a pass. An 18 year old Pebbles comes home that night and fucks Bam-Bam in her room in a surprisingly short scene ending with a nice facial. The next day, Fred's boss gives him a lecture before fucking the sexy black secretary...

You get the idea. Pretty standard porn parody with hokey lines, actors unfit for the parody game (the Betty character was a little fat) and decent enough sex scenes... I found it interesting that the Fred Flintstone actor's name in the credits was Peter O' Tool...

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