Thursday, March 5, 2015

Merry Little Christmas (2010)

Without a doubt, "Merry Little Christmas" is one of the best and most fucked up shorts I've seen in a hell of a long time. It covers a wide range of incredibly depressing and nasty topics in some pretty no-holds-barred ways, such as rape, domestic violence, suicide, Hell - and all on Xmas!

A young woman recalls witnessing the merciless brutalization of her mother by her father as a child during Christmas time. Both her and her mother have since tried to cope with it - only the holidays seem to bring out their emotional turmoil, as mommy is a self-harming wreck and daughter has grotesque visions of suicidal demons...

This is an extremely strong 20-minute flick that may not 'sit well' with everyone, but for those who are into some very dark subject matter and macabre, bloody visuals - it's definitely a must-see depiction of pain.

Wednesday, March 4, 2015

Zodiac Rapist (1971)

"Zodiac Rapist" is nothing all that special, as far as XXX-'roughies' go. I guess I was hoping it would be a bit more filthy and rapey, but it's not really the case...

A pervy detective is on the trail of The Zodiac Rapist - an unmasked horndog, played by the great John Holmes who looks kinda like Ed Wood here, for some reason - running around and assaulting women.

The "plot" here is about as bare-bones as you can get, with about as much sex crammed into it's quick runtime as humanly possible. Even when the detective is speeding to a crime scene, he's getting some sloppy 'road head'. Nice. Props go out to the non-stop sex, but as far as the rape angle goes, it doesn't take these bitches long to readily accept Holmes' massive dong. So, it's all mostly played for laughs, which, I have to say I was a bit put off by as I prefer a bit more of a 'harsh' and sleazy edge to my 'roughies'. Overall, though, it's mildly amusing, but nothing too noteworthy from this golden era of porn.

Tuesday, March 3, 2015

Hardgore (1976)

Well, this was a complete mess of heavily unscripted and disjointed 'vintage' horror-porno sleaze. I can't say I enjoyed it, aside from just how poorly put together it is and maybe for a quick castration scene...

A young nympho is locked away in an institution to help her overcome her sexual urges - although it turns out that the asylum is run by sex-crazed whackos who host strange, demonic, sex-filled rituals.

There's boom-mics hovering over shots, some of the choppiest editing imaginable (sentences are actually cut off mid-way through...) and a deeply disappointing lack of gore, considering the title. The movie quickly replaces any plot it appears to be setting up with constant hardcore sex scenes and Satanic orgies - lead by a chanting goof in a plastic devil mask. These scenes are fairly decent, however, again, I would've appreciated a little more HARDGORE thrown into the mix. The guillotine doggy-style execution was cool, though. Also, this may have had one of the most abrupt endings I've ever seen. I can't recommend "Hardgore" unless you're a total '70s porn completist.

Monday, March 2, 2015

Children of Darkness (1983)

"Children of Darkness" is a really 'heavy' documentary about kids suffering from various degrees of mental illness, schizophrenia and behavioral problems. The focus shifts from different teenagers at different institutions around the country where we delve into their tumultuous lives and diverse treatment methods of the time. One of the more 'interesting' reformatories was for non-retarded young adults with hardcore emotional problems where the staff would attempt to rehabilitate them using a variety of bizarre punishments - including making them wear bunny pajamas and shackles if they try to run away or making them fight each other or live in dumpsters for acting out. The film also touches on a hospital in South Beach where the staff went under fire for causing the deaths of several young patients...

Seeing as how it's over 30 years old at this point, "Children of Darkness" is an interesting 'time capsule', of sorts, in how mental illness was handled then. It's a 'rough' one and contains some pretty sad exhibits of full-force schizophrenia and hopelessly defective youths.

Sunday, March 1, 2015

The Joe Show (2015)

I'm fucking speechless. Chemical Burn Entertainment actually released a good film. Not even just 'good' by their standards, but a legitimately good film in general. Is the tide finally turning for this godawful, yet extremely prolific distributor?

A lonely, over-weight cab driver makes his voice heard on the stage of a poetry reading venue - detailing his angst and day-to-day struggles in life having to do, primarily, with his job and family history. These intense monologues are pieced in with scenes of his dismal, unlucky life involving him haggling with escorts, watching pro-wrestling with his disapproving father, trying to avoid a nosey neighbor and moonlighting as a nude model. What breaks up this slice-of-life symphony of social withdrawal - aside from his brooding poetry - is that Joe may be responsible for the disappearances of several young women around his city...

What really makes "The Joe Show" stand out is the lead actor's performance. Based on the credits, his poetry featured here is mostly autobiographical (aside from the serial killer angle, I'd say...), which makes for quite a powerfully candid and moving watch. His delivery and articulation is consistently engaging and calamitous, while just a shred of black humor emits through the dark portrayal of his life. I really like movies like this and "The Joe Show" went about it in a surprisingly original way. Again, the performance from Joe is terrific and his writings really paint a solid picture hatred, deep despair and loss. This is one that's absolutely worth checking out. Also check out CB's second best release, "Fell". It's kind of in the same vain, but not quite as good.

Caterpillar (2010)

One of Kōji Wakamatsu's last films - "Caterpillar" is a very strong post-war drama that bravely undermines the prevalent societal condition of blind 'hero worship', along with a cogent anti-war slant. Definitely a 'far cry' from his earlier pinku works, like "Violated Angels", but it's a heavily engrossing film, nonetheless.

A woman's husband comes back from the Second Sino-Japanese War missing his arms and legs, sporting severe facial burns and stricken with total catatonia. He is left for her to care for, solely, while the rest of the village showers him with praise - tagging him as a "war God". Behind closed doors, however, wifey begins losing her patience with the vegetated 'war hero' who only eats, sleeps and begs for sex (which she graciously satiates his need for...), which leads to her lashing out verbally and physically against him. As the film goes on and some background is given, her actions become arguably justified...

Obviously, "Caterpillar" is the opposite of many American-made war films that would never second-guess the virtue of servicemen or women or even shed light on the possibility of returning soldiers having committed violent war crimes. While the film isn't flat out anti-war propaganda, it's message is made clear - most notably at the tail end when some stats are given on the death toll of the WWII atomic blasts on Japan. It's a well-illustrated take on this antithetical prospect of benighted admiration toward someone who appears to be a decorated hero on the surface, but whose unknown sordid past and present burdensome existence only reduces him to a vulnerable pile of shame and regret. "Caterpillar" is definitely a must see, as far as I'm concerned. Great performances and a heavy, bleak and compelling story.