Ouija (2014)

Yet another forgettable piece-of-shit supernatural studio 'horror' flick for the teenage popcorn crowd. "Ouija" is actually dumbed down to a level that I could hardly even fathom and just plodded along, dryly, like the completely soulless and slapped together 'product' that it was.

We got a group of Gap models playing with a stupid board game after one of them dies...

Consisting of the most painfully bland cast of characters imaginable, obnoxious shrieking CGI ghosts - complete with that stretched out jaw bullshit, ultra-tame PG-13 child-friendliness... And they even threw Lin Shaye in there, because apparently she's in all of this type of loathsome, dime-a-dozen toilet waste now. Fuck "Ouija" and fuck all this supernatural horror drivel. It's reached an all new LOW, here.