Okay, so, it's like, about this girl who's in college and she, like, has this roommate, right? Only, the roommate, her name is Rebecca, by the way, is, like, a total freak show. Completely crazy and wants to hang out with her new friend, like, constantly. Uhm, hello! Relatablllllle!
Anyway, I was on the edge of my seat through the whole movie. The suspense is, like, gosh. Just... gosh. Totally made me drop my iphone out of fright, like, twice. I was so INTO "The Rommate"! There's, like, this scene where the roommate tackles this totally slutty bitch in the shower and I was like, "No way!". Then there's, like, this other part where the roommate pierces her own ears out of, like, craziness and I TOTALLY almost peed my pants! Literally!
So, you're probably wondering, is "The Roommate", like, the cinematic equivalent to A.I.D.S.? Or, is "The Roommate" a total and complete insult and embarrassment to modern horror and helping to pollute American minds with subliminal, anti-aesthetic images of infantile blandness? Like, no way!
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